Kisses :*

Lolwutup?

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

(via thefuuuucomics)

without-hope-with-humor:

funny-text-posts:

A compilation of some of my favourite text posts

the loki one and the fart one got me

(via rectumrefreshers)

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot, via forever-in-wonder)

joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

(via thefuuuucomics)

horoscope:aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl:yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell