Kisses :*

Lolwutup?

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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metalcxre:

when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid

she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date

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hayiey:

this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen

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no:

I wish the kim k game was real life … *touches a bird on the sidewalk and gets $2*

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joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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kimkanyekimye:

Willow Pape looks a lot like Paris Hilton…

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